i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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