party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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