D3 body, D1 cock
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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