it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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