I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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