So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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