so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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