hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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