Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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