I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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