Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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