i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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