all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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