Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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