it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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