So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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