Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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