i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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