So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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