I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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