i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This house was built for laser tag.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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