I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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