dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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