nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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