Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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