There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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