Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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