Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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