as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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