Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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