thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I want a musical about memes.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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