Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i out mim tonsoeep
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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