i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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