Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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