I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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