I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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