susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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