I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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