He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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