I think I died a long time ago.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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