Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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