The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
