you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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