Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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