Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize