i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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