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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
did i just pee glitter
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