I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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