i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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