i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just want to make out with him forever
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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