$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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