check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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