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what?
penguin condom
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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