What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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