i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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