so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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