No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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