I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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