Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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