All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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