MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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