I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
