Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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