I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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