i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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