I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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