He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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